I can’t believe 420 and Friday the 13th are both on Halloween this year

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She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently

okay this one made me laugh

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Please love your pets because their lives are short and they’ve seen you naked or having sex or masturbating or all three and they still love you.

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you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me

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"Would you believe in what you believe in if you were the only one who believed it?"

Kanye West  (via wvyrv)

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the worst part of getting out of bed is losing all the heat you had built up

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