I can’t believe 420 and Friday the 13th are both on Halloween this year
She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently
okay this one made me laugh
Please love your pets because their lives are short and they’ve seen you naked or having sex or masturbating or all three and they still love you.
you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me