pizzaforpresident:

I can’t believe 420 and Friday the 13th are both on Halloween this year

(via gnarly)

sushinfood:

goofle:

She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently

okay this one made me laugh

(via fix-mee)

pinkiepony:

Please love your pets because their lives are short and they’ve seen you naked or having sex or masturbating or all three and they still love you.

(via gnarly)

bagmilk:

you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me

(Source: heteroh, via gnarly)

"Would you believe in what you believe in if you were the only one who believed it?"

Kanye West  (via wvyrv)

(Source: abdashrard, via g-y-p-s-y-h-e-a-r-t-s)

ven0moth:

the worst part of getting out of bed is losing all the heat you had built up

(via gnarly)